"superdave847" (superdave847)
07/08/2017 at 00:48 • Filed to: None
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"superdave847" (superdave847)
07/08/2017 at 00:48 • Filed to: None | 1
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Own the unicorn for a mere $129,990. (credit to Jake on the Oppo-Lock Facebook group for finding this gem).
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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 00:51 |
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HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST
I NEED THAT M5 RIGHT FUCKING NOW
GIB PLS DAMNIT
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superdave847
> BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
07/08/2017 at 00:52 |
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RIGHT? It’s the holy grail. M5. Wagon. THAT COLOR. Manual.
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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 00:53 |
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How many of my vital organs would they be willing to take as collateral?
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superdave847
> BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
07/08/2017 at 00:54 |
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It will definitely cost you testicles.
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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 00:55 |
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Eh. Never mind. I’ll pass.
Svend
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 01:11 |
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Or buy these:
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€ 22,500 BMW E34 M5 tourer
Total, Euro 110,950 = USD$126,500.
Buy all three, plus import costs and sell two for a very large profit, or buy two of the cheaper ones and import them both, sell one for profit and keep the second car as an essentially free car.
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superdave847
> Svend
07/08/2017 at 01:15 |
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I need the blue though. The Alpine white interior is nice, but optional.
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superdave847
> Svend
07/08/2017 at 01:16 |
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That said, I’m jealous what you can buy at such a low price. I’d hoon the shit out of those.
Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
> BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
07/08/2017 at 01:19 |
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You actually grow an extra set though once you get up to speed.
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superdave847
> Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
07/08/2017 at 01:23 |
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Speed limiter hits in at 155mph guaranteeing blue balls.
His Stigness
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 01:39 |
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What is it with this dealer always asking beyond stupid prices? I remember seeing other “unicorns” sold by them asking a shit ton of money over a fair price.
I’m pretty sure whoever owns this dealer got fired from a regular dealer for being too extreme even for them...
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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 01:40 |
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Santorini Blue balls ?
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superdave847
> BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
07/08/2017 at 01:44 |
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HA!
But, no.
Estoril blue II balls.
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Svend
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 01:50 |
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That was just one site in Germany.
Cars in the U.K. and Europe are so tightly regulated that as a car gets a few years old and things start to break down from wear and tear, you pay more just to keep the thing going and to pass emissions regulations and road worthiness tests.
For people prepared to maintain them and give them the care they need they can be a good investment.
You’ll be amazed how cheap some cars can get.
RallyWrench
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 02:56 |
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That’s an all-time unicorn, but I could buy an Audi Ur-S6 Avant of the same era and tweak it just a little, then leave this for dead while reveling in 5-cylinder turbo fury for less than a tenth of that price. Thus that smoking implement is riddled with structural imperfections.
gmctavish needs more space
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 03:15 |
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God I hate enthusiast auto group. Doing their best to jack up old BMW prices as much as they can.
Unbelievable crack pipe, not to mention I don’t care for Santorin. Make it Avus, and it’d be perfect.
Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
> superdave847
07/08/2017 at 06:35 |
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Being sold by EAG? Automatically a crack pipe.